Lockdown is slowly lifting, clouds are starting to part, and daylight is stretching long into the night. Yippee! That’s right folks: it’s time for us to take tentative steps outside and start socialising again. So open your front door, take a deep breath, and set foot into the great outdoors.
But hark! What’s that blood-curdling SHRIEK you hear across the road?
A terrified group of neighbours flee down the street with hearts in mouth and fear in their eyes.
A disturbing sight for such a quiet neighbourhood. Whatever could have spooked them so?
It’s not until later that same day, when sitting down to read the local newspaper, that you realise that you and your unruly lockdown beard have been mistaken for some kind of urban sasquatch.
“What have I become?” you sob to yourself. Dejected, you get out of your chair and stumble to the bathroom. You try to look in the mirror, but your cat’s getting in the way, blocking your view.
Then it dawns on you.
You don’t own a cat.
That damn beard has gotten out of control!
You reach for the scissors, but they’re nowhere to be found. A slight glint of stainless steel shines from beneath a mass of coarse chin hair. The beard has the blades now.
As you tangle with your own dry and prickly beard for control of the scissors, fighting past crumbs of dinners you can’t even remember, you become entangled in this hairy web of chaos. Movement becomes restricted, and after struggling across your bathroom linoleum, you lie there: prone like a gazelle in a boa constrictor’s all-encompassing grasp.
As all hope of escaping your tyrannical facial hair fades away alongside your final breaths, you can only think of one thing:
‘If only I’d entered that giveaway for £40 of Percy Nobleman beard care products‘.
Percy Nobleman Beard Care Bundle
If that bone-chilling tale isn’t enough to convince you of the importance of keeping your beard manageable, then I’m not sure what is. If you’re new to the beard game and haven’t bothered with any products for your face fuzz yet, you’ll be amazed by the difference it can make.
If your beard is prickly, coarse and a little wiry in places, this kit will sort it right out.
It contains beard softener to make your facial hair feel as soft as a kitten’s fur, special shampoo to clean up everyday beard grime, and conditioning oil to tame your beard and stop it looking like Worzel Gummidge’s armpits.
Hell, there’s even a magazine/comic in there to read whilst you’re pampering your fizzog fur.
These are premium products retailing for a combined £40. They smell great, but more importantly help your beard to look and feel good too.
Enter the Giveaway
This premium beard care kit could be yours, and entering the giveaway couldn’t be easier.
All you need to do is enter via the Rafflecopter widget below. Good luck!
Competition T&Cs
- Entrants must be aged 18 or over and have a UK postal address
- Only valid entries will be counted.
- The winner will be contacted within 28 days of the competition ending.
- One winner will be selected at random via the Rafflecopter software and notified after the competition ends.
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- No cash alternative is available.
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